Thursday, July 25, 2013

To do List

I think this movie should be boycotted.

Simple as that

Its going to teach young girls who are still in high school that its okay to have sex before marriage. (I waited its not that fucking hard)
The whole movie surrounds a young girl trying to loose her virginity before school ends. Then trying everything under the sun during it. Thats what the list is. Pretty much a check list of everything within the kamasutra. Its bullshit and it should be banned.

I give this movie a -5 out of 10

Tuesday, June 25, 2013

Frozen Trailer

Frozen Trailer
Its the next Disney princess movie yay!...no...she's a Queen...and she's evil. But hey...she had good intentions...till the other chickie fell in love and stuff...

Its modeled after Hans Christian Andersons book 'the snow queen' but we all know how well Disney follows books. They don't...

Free Birds

Free Birds Trailer

LMAO okay its about a turkey going back in time to stop turkey from being put on the menu! Its hilarious!

Smurfs 2 Trailer

Smurfs 2 Trailer

My kids love the Smurfs and would love to go see this one.

Percy Jackson...yeah...

And I thought this movie wouldn't ever be made. Yay (Sarcasm)

Percy Jackson Trailer

Not to sure about it. Looks a bit better then the previous one though. We'll just have to see.

Pacific Rim Trailer

Pacific Rim Trailer

Yeah once again apologies for not putting the video up myself...my blog is busted and they won't fix it.

Yay!! Pacific Rim is gonna be out soon...but sadly my theater won't get it. I have to go an hour to another theater to see it. *Pouts.* it sucks managing a 4 screen theater.

Taken 3?

Yeah...we just got the confirm that the bitch gets taken a third time.
I'm starting to think she does it on purpose cause she liked it the first time. The whole 'Daddy doesn't pay attention to me! Imma go get kidnapped so he'll get me the new iPhone 6!'
But yeah...the chickie gets kidnapped a third time and yes all characters from 1-2 are going to be in 3. Neesan actually was quoted saying a few months ago that he wouldn't do it...but the bastard is being paid 20 million dollars for the roll...share?

Tuesday, June 11, 2013

Internship Review

If you like Google then this movie is just for you. Its just one huge Google advertisement lol.

Its not a very bad movie actually. A bunch of people walked out of the theater with mixed emotions so I ended up interviewing a few. One of which said they wouldn't ever go back and see it. Just because it reminded him of the 'Saturday Morning Cartoon' syndrome of the 'little man winning by default' A nice pat on the back and a 'good job George keep up the good work' and no slap on the wrist.

Another woman said its a feel good movie. She wanted to go back and watch it because it had some funny points, and had some good moral advice.

So I guess the movie can go both ways. The only thing I can say is go watch it and determine for yourself.

I'm not even going to rate it because I want you to watch it for yourself.

Monday, June 10, 2013

Despicable Me 2 review

(Yes the image is in a different language)

Anyways...I just got finished watching this and it was actually very cute.

(Spoilers your warned)

The first part of the movie shows Gru and his daughters throwing a birthday bash. Youngest is 6...and one hell of an imagination still. apparently this is two years after the first movie. So Margo (the eldest) is showing a bit more interest in guys. Gru notices this an incourages his other two daughters to never grow up...while this is going on he ends up getting kidnapped and inducted into the 'anti villain league'

The whole movie surrounds trying to find a villain who stole something very important and puts a villain with a hero. Lucy Wilde...which they both begin to do what Gru is trying to get his daughter not to...fall in love

So yeah...while Gru and Lucy are falling in love the villain is stealing Gru's minions and making them into anti minions (Large purple minions with wild hair)

Apparently the League catches the 'villain' (Probably just a guy whose in the wrong place at the wrong time) and Lucy is to move to Australia! So Gru is broken hearted and ends up going to a party where Margo's 'boyfriend' lives...and his dad is the villain they've been looking for. Heres the catcher. Dr. Nefario works for him!

He learns of the guy (I'm purposefully avoiding spelling this guys name cause I can't...) using his minions and is trying to get Gru to join him. Which of course doesn't work. He leaves gathering his girls which he finds Margo crying cause her boyfriend ditches her and is dancing with some other girl. He freezes the guys head lol.

Anyways...in the end (I'm not going to spoil the ending battle) Lucy and Gru end up getting married. Tada...the girls have a mommy.

After Earth

Okay this movie is soooo bad I'm not even going to take the time to get a picture for it.

The story line isn't that bad, but the costumes look like they were pulled off a walmart nighty stand, and the graphics look like a 3 year old did them. Lets not even mention the fact that M. Night Shyamalan made this.

Okay first off, its graphic, people loose limbs in the movie, although I do like the idea of reattaching limbs by using a computer. Wish we could do that now. To bad I wasn't able to see what was being done till after it was done.

I think the movies whole budget was spent on getting two good actors to play in it.

I give this movie a 'ditch M. and get someone who knows how to make a good movie' outta 'my kid could have done better and he's 2'

Sunday, June 2, 2013

Equestria Girls...

Okay my daughter is demanding to see this movie cause she's passed the 1st grade...so I suppose I'll review it...as if there is anything else worth reviewing right now.

So sometime after the 16th you'll get a review on it...I guess...

Okay I am rather curious how they pull it off...and my husband is such a Brony.

Saturday, June 1, 2013

Grumpy Cat Movie?

Yeah this little cat right here just got his own movie deal...or rather her.

Yup Tartar Sauce the cat will have her own Garfieldesk movie done up.

We have officially run out of movie ideas...I apologize for Hollywood...yeah...they're sorry.



Friday, May 31, 2013

Slingshot and Drift

Meet Slingshot.
Don't know much about this Autobot if you know a bit about him please PM me.


And then Drift
Actually a creation brought on by IDW publishing comics. A loaner mech with quite a few swords. At one point a Decepticon but decided to change sides.
Now I'm not sure if that will be the story line that Bay follows (Probably not cause when does he ever follow a proper story line?)





Hound

This is Hound :D I can see him getting distracted a lot in the movie...specially when he sees a little tree or animal lol

Thursday, May 30, 2013

Whoohoo!!

OMG I am soooo relieved that Bee will be returning. I think Bay would be murdered if he didn't put Bee or/and Optimus in part 4. They're the bread winners.

Transformers 4

I'm not totally sure who is who yet...all I know is the huge truck (Optimus) looks like he's wearing a tie over that grill lol.

Also it doesn't look like it at first glance but there are six vehicles (The one behind the snot green one is a police car) and there is only one Autobot who was ever disguised as a police car. Prowl.

Also the original cast will not be making any sort of appearance save for probably Epps and Lennox (You know the army guys) So yeah new kids.

I love Transformers so I'll end up watching this.

Thursday, May 16, 2013

Despicable Me 2 Synopsis.

Provided by: FilmoFilia

Gru (Steve Carrell) is no longer a villain, since saving his three adopted daughters Margo (Miranda Cosgrove), Edith (Dana Gaier), and Agnes (Elsie Fisher) from Vector in Despicable Me. But his calm and unexciting new life takes an unexpected turn when he is recruited by Lucy Wilde (Kristen Wiig) and Silas Ramsbottom (Steve Coogan) and is taken to the headquarters of the Anti-Villain League, a society dedicated to fighting crime on a global scale. There he discovers that there is a new villain called Eduardo (Benjamin Bratt) on the loose and because Gru was once a villain himself and knows how they think, Silas (who is the League’s head), wants Gru to help them fight Eduardo. With the help of Gru’s assistant, Dr. Nefario (Russell Brand), his minions, and Margo, Edith, and Agnes, can Gru fight Eduardo and save the world?

I am sooooo going to see this movie. I loved the first one :D

Friday, April 26, 2013

Pain & Gain. The truth about the movie

Some people don't realize that Pain and Gain is a true story, and it maybe funny to you, but the real live people that this story is told about are actually in jail and two are on death row for murder.
This movie is a terrible example to show your kids.

Wednesday, April 17, 2013

The Lone Ranger Final Trailer

I wanna see this. And no its not because of Johnny Depp! Hes just a guy damn it! Really I don't see how he's cute and stuff...geez

The Great Gatsby.

Possible Spoilers...



You've been warned!






If you've read this book when you were a kid (We had to) You'll know the dangers of watching the movies. First off...there its lots of drinking and parties (So yeah alcohol will be consumed in the movie) secondly there is sexual content...just suggestive and junk like that. But thirdly and most importantly there is a bit of nudity and blood...at the same time. If I remember right there was a chick that got hit by a car in the end and she was naked when she was hit (Correct me if I'm wrong) but there was also talk about pieces of her hanging off...like her breast was barely hanging on by skin. So yes be warned! Doesn't mean the movie will show any of this stuff. I haven't seen it. I've got to watch it soon though so I'll update ya'll but I'm just saying...keep an open mind...and keep kids away if you don't want them seeing these three things.

Hunger Games Tra...I mean teaser

Okay this is longer then a teaser and I donno why they call it a teaser cause it doesn't really tease. But I'm not going to argue. Ya'll can call it a teaser if you want. I'm just wondering whats going to be on the actual trailer then...

Man of Steel trailer!

I am soooo going to go see this.

Monday, March 25, 2013

Furthermore...

Pete Ploszek will be playing Leo, Jeremy Howard will play Donny, and Noel Fisher will play Mikey.

Pete plays in a TV show called Shameless (I haven't got a clue WTF that is)
Jeremy Howard

Jeremy has played in a varity of tv shows like Grays Anatomy, Breaking Bad, and House.

Noel is better known for his part in the last installment of Twilight (Shivers) I haven't got a clue who he was look it up yourself. I don't want to disgrace my laptop with that crap.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles remake

you know the one Michael Bay is going to fuck up.

Yeah well I've just been told that Alan Ritchson is going to play Raph. I'm not to sure about this sir!

For those of you who donno who that is...
I don't care if chickies think he's a hottie. (He's just a fucking guy come on.) If he fucks up Raphs roll...We'll see just how hot he is after I glue that suit shut...


Saturday, March 23, 2013

Epic

It just kinda reminds me of Ant Bully or Arther and the Incredibles.

Turbo

Its more or less funny. Although it does look like a Pixar movie it isn't.

Monday, March 18, 2013

Yay!!

Hurray!! Corn pop butt!!

Temp Hiatus

Yeah I'll be on a week long Hiatus. But don't worry I'll be bringing back info on new movies. I'm heading to Universal Studios with a 'back stage pass' Since I work for Paramount/Universal/New Line Cinema's/ and a few choice smaller companies no one would ever recognize unless they accidentally sneeze near the TV and they had to clean the snot off the screen.

So yeah..from March 29th to April 5...I'll be gone...just sayin.

Free stuff here I come :D

I get so pampered at these things. Hope they don't try to get me drunk again.

Saturday, March 16, 2013

Redoing movies

1. Silence of the lamb
2. short circuit
3. First Blood (Rambo)
4. Beetlejuice
5. Watchmen (Why?)

I also heard they're wanting to redo Twilight. I would too...you know without the gay...

Friday, March 15, 2013

Resident Evil 6?

Okay yeah...who ever is making these movies need to fucking stop. That goes along with Fast and the Furious. The first one was great, the second meh...but the rest is just overkill.

You can only make so many movies before it starts to get repetitive.

Stop...just fucking stop!

Sunday, March 10, 2013

Star Trek: Into Darkness

Another movie I can't wait to see! I used to watch the original when I was a kid. Its neat to just sit there and watch the new one.

Release Date: May 17, 2013

Tuesday, March 5, 2013

Iron Man 3 New Trailer!

Yeah...I'm finally back from not twittling my thumbs. Most of every other movie out there right now sucks monkey balls...theres my review for everything else. Specially Jack the Giant Slayer...that was pretty damned bad.

So to help with all the crappy movies that came out this year...heres one thats got my engines goin.

Tuesday, February 19, 2013

Oh no...say it isn't so!

I just got finished reading an email saying Jurassic Park 4 will actually be done in CGI! I don't want this movie going cartoon! Its not a kids movie!

Tuesday, January 22, 2013

The Smurfs 2 Under Fire?!

Apparently someone was injured on the set of Smurfs 2 in a toy store...so a man named Ryan Rodrigez is suing for 15 million because he fell off the scaffolding. He's suing the toy store for not providing a safe working environment to work with and Sony pictures...cause why the hell not. So production is being put on hold for a little while. Poor little blue guys...

Friday, January 18, 2013

Les Mis. Review

(Once again I am apologizing for the lack of pictures.)

First off...read 'The Scarlet Pimpernel' series (15 books) It shows the background of the revolution and what happens during its aftermath.
Secondly grab a fist full of tissues. If you can't stand watching people dieing of starvation or having there heads chopped off...don't go see this movie.
 thirdly...its a musical...if you can't stand singing...don't...go. Nuff said.

I for one have loved 'the scarlet pimpernel' series as well as Les Mis. books since I was a kid. So I went to go see the movie...wasn't very disappointed except in a character I would have chose someone else to play the part with...but thats beside the point

The costumes and the acting beyond said person was exemplery and I'm glad I went to see it. Theres something for everyone in it...except kids.

I give this one a 6 out of 10.


Monday, January 14, 2013

Jurassic Park 4 Confirmed with release date

Yup its true (OMG...why do they wanna torture me so.) confirmed with a release date. July 2014 our theaters will be full of dinosaur posters and the like (I'm not going into my husbands theater...for a month after this releases. I will die first) so yup...

Thursday, January 10, 2013

The Hobbit: Unexpected Journey

(The uploader has crapped out. I'll put up a picture later)

Well the Hobbit was actually better then I expected. Specially from a movie thats 3 hours long...I'll repeat that THREE HOURS LONG!! So yes...go pee before you watch this movie.

Reason 1. There is no good part to go pee on. No don't go...get a cup/bottle. You aren't going pee
Reason 2. I was very impressed, there isn't a part in this movie that is boring. Nothing...not a chance.
Reason 3. Your gonna wizz yourself if you don't because of the funny parts in it

Also just so you know...they put in 'Break the plates' if you've read the books...you'll know what I mean.

Go watch it...I find myself wanting to go back. Just make sure your not 'starving' before you do. I brought in a big box of tacos..but thats cause my hubby is the manager, and I work with Paramount/New Line/Dreamworks. So I get in free and I can bring in whatever I want too :D

Overall I give it a 9-10...because I had to pee...

Wednesday, January 2, 2013

Super Bowl is coming!

Alright when the Super Bowl coming within the next month...expect to see a lot of tv spots showing up. Keep in touch I'll be posting like mad here soon. Hopefully tomorrow I'll be putting up the Hobbit review. Since I was sick for two weeks (Still sick but Imma wo(man) up and go anyways.