Empire of the Deep

This isn't going to be a happy review...

I was just given this movie to review. So I'm sitting there watching this to begin with...ancient Greece. I love ancient Greece, it was one of my majors in college. So at first I'm all 'yay this is gonna be so neat!' but then shit got real.

First thing I noticed was the flimsy looking costumes. If I wanted to see flimsy costumes I'll watch Swamp Thing. You can see where pieces are hanging off, and even on one part you can see a piece fall off. Yes I am well aware pieces of fish fall off all the time, just not in movies.

Secondly the battle sequences look like they were created by high schools Graphic Arts course. It looks cool on a piece of paper till you put them to screen and then it looks like shit.

The plot is much like the latest Disney flop that will not be named.

So yeah...I give this one a derp outta not even gonna watch again.

Universal Soldier: Day of Reconing

WARNING: IF YOU HAVE EPILEPSY DO NOT WATCH. THIS TRAILER HAS BEEN GIVING PEOPLE SEIZURES!!!
SECOND WARNING: THIS IS A RATED R TRAILER!! 

Iron Man 3 trailer

Just cause I've been up since 3 am doesn't mean I'm obsessed does it? yeah...yeah...maybe I am.

Iron Man 3 Stills

Check it out a teaser poster.

and two new stills :D I am liking Rhodes new armor.

Iron Man 3 Trailer?

Just a quick 'letting you know' expect the trailer out in a few days. So be ready. My sources say the 24th

Halo: Forward Unto Dawn: Episode 3

Now it gets good. First signs of the covenant :D Laser swords look awesome!!

Iron Man 3 Synopsis

I love the Iron Man series. Comic/cartoon/movie. It doesn't matter he's a smart ass and thats why. So there.

~Synopsis~

When Stark finds his personal world destroyed at his enemy’s hands, he embarks on a harrowing quest to find those responsible. This journey, at every turn, will test his mettle. With his back against the wall, Stark is left to survive by his own devices, relying on his ingenuity and instincts to protect those closest to him. As he fights his way back, Stark discovers the answer to the question that has secretly haunted him: does the man make the suit or does the suit make the man?

~End~