The Amazing Spider-Man

I had gone to the midnight premier of this movie. I got a theater with a whole bunch of the employees (Mainly cause my husband manages the place) so I got to listen to there talk throughout the movie...so I'll relay this back to you.

The make up/CGI was actually pretty good...aside from the fact that The Lizard looked more like the 1993 Mario Bros movie Goomba rather then what he was suppose to look like. Also one thing that was going on was Spider-Man was flashing his face all over the place. So now the majority of New York knows what he looks like.

On a good note Stan Lee makes his well known appearance and I'm soooo glad Disney let him continue with that.

There is an after Credit...sort of...nothing about the Avengers...but mostly a continue for the trilogy. Don't stay after the credits...when you see the Professor in jail...thats the last bit. Its a waste of your time unless you just wanna sit and listen to the music.

The majority of the movie surrounds a bunch of teenage angst rather then saving the day. The scenes are very drawn out uselessly. I say the movie could have been shorter by about 30 minutes because of this fact. All in all...I think this movie shouldn't have been made.

I give it a -5 out of 10

Prometheus Review

First off...don't...just don't. This was mostly two and a half hours of people complaining about not finding what they wanted to...only to find out our makers created us...then wanted to kill us. There were only three aliens in the whole movie, and one of them didn't even get a chance to kill someone.

Okay I do have to say that the visual effects were pretty well constructed and the parts were well played.

The android...damn...such an evil thing he was. Only to turn around and survive!! er...Function

Okay I do have a bone to pick with the make up department about the old man...he doesn't look convincing enough and you can tell it was just the android guy in make up. Shitty job people!!

Okay there is one flaw that anyone could notice. At the very end you can see the woman lowering the androids body to the surface of the planet and her hair is whipping around...it wasn't before so you can't blame it on the air inside the suit...but the wind is blowing outside. So you can tell that she was green screened outside...why am I pointing this out you ask? Because she's got a helmet on!! Wind...helmet...NO!!! Not good together.

My verdict: 2 out of 10

Go watch Madagascar 3. You'll at least get your moneys' worth out of it.

What...WHAT!!??

I just got word that the new G.I Joes movie thats suppose to be released in a few weeks...is being bumped back to next year!! WTF paramount!!

MIB3

Okay first off...forget MIB2...cause it sucks that bad.

MIB3 could just end up being called MIB2 cause MIB3 was soooo much better then 2.

Okay there are gonna and always going to be spoilers on my site so if you dont want any spoilers don't read any further.

Okay first off I think it was completely brilliant how they slid in the villain at the first part of the movie...however I would like to know how the villain was breathing while outside the prison on the moon.

Secondly Yes I am fully aware that when Agent K gets deleted from existence then Agent J would still be a US agent rather then an MIB. However there is a thing called a Sereo rip. Kinda like when in Back to the Future Marty didn't completely disappear...he only began to fad. So it wouldn't have caused to much of a problem...yet.

I have to point out my favorite character in this. Griffin. He's kinda neat and very very sweet. Doesn't like lies. A gentlemen type alien.

But anyways...yes go watch this. Do it...you must do it!!

Smurfs 3?

Columbia/Sony pictures are so confirmed about the second Smurf movie being a hit that they're already on the writers block making out the script for a third Smurf movie. I loved the first one as much as my daughter did...although she's been watching it every night since it was released on dvd. So I'm just wondering if they're counting there eggs to soon.

Avengers Review

I thought this multi-movie wrap up was brilliant. It pulled everything together like little cogs winding up into a great big clock. It gave everyone there own little jobs, and there wasn't much need for character developement since everyone was in there own movie...save for Black Widow and Hawkeye...they kind of stayed inside of other movies.

Okay first off I'm going to say...stay till after the credits...no not that part...the very end. Its so funny lol.

Anyways...this movie just has something for everyone. The nerds/genius/soldiers/women/men/and the heroes that jump up with them.

Okay as much as violence goes...yes its pretty violent not as much as the movies that came before it. You can count on the fact that villains are always gonna try to rule to world, and you can always depend on the heroes that will stop them. So yes there is violence, but the good guys always win.

As far as if kids should go see it...its fine. If they seen the ones before and were okay with it then let them go.

The only fault I see with this movie its got a bit of point of view vertigo. It won't give you whiplash or anything but it causes you to get a bit confused for only an instant.

One thing you can depend on is Captain America has a huge thing about there being one God (Which is neat actually) but then again he knows two Gods personally.  Tony Stark still has a big problem with people who seem to have more authority then he does. Nick Fury still won't die, Thor still talks like he's from the medieval times and still loves his little woman. (No arguments there) Bruce is still smarter then bacon, Hulk does smash (Yes...the reference is used) and there is always something at the end of the credits...

About the ending credits...the red guy...ISN'T THE RED SKULL!! Also..after that part...keep watching...theres more ;)

I give this movie a 100 out of 10 ;)

Did I meantion this movie has crushed records and made a cool 200 million for one weekend ? Yeah...share the wealth?

Dark Shadows Review

I was actually disappointed in this movie. I started watching this not expecting to see something from the old soap opera. Which is good cause its nothing like the original.

However the movie was very disappointing in other means. Where it tried to be funny it was series and where it tried to be series it was funny.

Its not a very good movie for little kids to see because of the outrageously obviously not having sex but were playing like they were. I wasn't happy with the multitude of having sex out of wedlock. I don't agree with that at all.

Also with the drugs...which I can't complain about it cause people still do that stuff.

Although the pro's of the completely conish style hate review...the values of family are very very strong and the Collins elder points it out vividly throughout the movie.

I give the movie a 4 out of 10